FROGGER 3D
Company: Konami
Release: September 20, 2011
ESRB: E (Animated Blood, Cartoon Violence)
April 7, 2012

There is a ton of animated blood. Mainly because you keep getting run
over because the game is impossibly hard. It took me 45 minutes to beat
the first world, and I got squished dozens of times. And there is no
classic mode, so the box is lying. There is a "forever mode" which has
the same sprites as a classic mode would have, in which you keep going
on forever, but there is no classic mode, even though the box says so.
Anyway, about the regular game. It's divided up in stages like a Super
Mario game. The goal is to get to the goal spot three times, each time
in a different location. Sometimes there are super mega huge trucks
that take up all four lanes of traffic and sometimes there's coins to
collect, but mostly the game is stupid hard. The boss of Level 1 is a
huge truck, bigger than the trucks you saw in the previous levels. The
premise here is to push the spikes that randomly appear in the lane
and blow out the tires of the truck. The trick is not to get squished by
the truck AND after the truck goes by, a few cars go by really fast around 
the corner and you must avoid those, too. If this sounds really hard, it
is. So hard in fact I found myself yelling at the 3DS, trying to make the
game fair, but it had to be an ass and hate me. And the back tires are 
invincible, so you need to take out two tires on each side while steering 
clear of the tires and making yourself be under the truck (which is stupid
because you get squished if you try to do this in a regular world.) So
will I play this again? Probably not, due to the fact that most of the
unlockables require an insane 1,000 coins! At the end of the first level,
I only got 100. Add to the fact that there are only 6 worlds. So Konami
made a real stinkburger here, and if I want to play Frogger, I'll go to
my Atari 2600 thank you very much.
Rating: 4/10