Rated M for Mature

So, you think sex started in video games with Grand Theft Auto? Believe it or not, there were some risque games for our beloved Atari 2600! A company called Mystique apparently thought that making video games about sex was as good as having it, so there's a lot. By the way, these were unlicensed video games, but in the Atari 2600 days, even the Activision titles were unlicensed. If you're not old enough to be seeing porn, I don't think these will get you horny.


Custer's Revenge - You are general Custer and you're trying to avoid the arrows to have sex with a Native American woman. The arrows keep flying towards you while you're doing it, so you need to be careful not to get hit while having sex.


Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em - It's a Kaboom clone. Replace the Bomber with a guy masturbating, replace bombs with semen (which in this game looks like urine for some reason) and replace the things to catch the bombs with with ladies who like swallowing. Man, he's got a big boner!


Bachelor Party - Use the paddle to push the naked guy to collect the ladies. Basically a Breakout clone. There's also a Bachelorette Party version.