Cherriots and Jury Duty: A Great Combination?

So you get something in the mail that looks important. It's from the courthouse. Oh no! You've been selected for jury duty! Along with the wonderful stuff you get is a flyer from Cherriots. While it is nice of them to help you, I doubt there is anything else worse than taking Cherriots to jury duty. Here's the front. Or is this the back? I'm not sure. I think it's the back:

It's odd that they would have a section called "Other Options" if they're encouraging you to ride the bus. Also, I wouldn't have put the Salem outsiders section under "Other Options. I would have put it under it's own header saying "From outside Salem..." or something similar. Now let's show you the other side.

You're probably saying "Why are you showing this to me, Chris?" Well, if you look real carefully under the Cherriots logo, you will notice that this flyer is stored on some computer somewhere in Salem in the S drive. "S:\8\Partner Documents" to be exact. I don't know, I thought it interesting.

So anyway, yeah, why not make a bad thing even worse? Ride cherriots to your jury duty!
I bet if they changed the front of the flyer to this, it would be a lot less desirable, but a lot more truthful.