TRANSIT MAAAAAN!

Believe it or not, Salem has its very own superhero. When crime rears its ugly head, the one man that can save our city is...

OK, he may not save the city, but he'll save the city busses. I happen to have the first and only issue of Transit Man. Made in 1990, this dealie was printed up by Cherriots to tell kids why busses are cool, and to enter an art contest. But enough about that, what was the story, Chris? Well, a monster named Sally was terrorizing the town. Why?

Yes, that's right. The monster's name is Sally. Turns out Sally was a salamander, but inhaling smog near Lancaster Drive turned her into an "ugly, bloated, angry creature". Sadly, the story ends, and we never know if Sally returned to her original form. I like to think that Sally is one of those mentally challenged people who hang out at the stinky bus station. But whatever the case, if a terrorist tries to blow up a Cherriots bus, Transit Man will come to the rescue and save the day. OK, maybe he won't. Believe it or not, this is the back cover of the comic book:

UPDATED: Now you can read the first (and only) issue of Transit Man, for I have scanned it for you! You can view it here!

TRANSIT MAN RETURNS!

Not happy with the new changes Cherriots has implemented, Transit Man goes down to Courthouse Square to complain in his first all-new adventure since the early '90s!