Hail Satan!

October 2009

Dear Friend:

Satanic Revelry

October is the month of autumn, the month of darkness, and, most of all, the month of our high holiday Halloween. It is during this time that we shall celebrate the most, for the darkness is nice and early, and everyone – even little Christian kids – celebrate Halloween by stuffing their faces full of candy and indulging in one of the seven “deadly” sins: gluttony. As Satan worshippers, it is our duty to celebrate Satan at Halloween, just as the Christians celebrate Christmas (even though technically theologians say Christ was most likely born in the spring. The Christmas celebration was a successful attempt to take over a pagan holiday also on December 25 known as Mithra, which itself is just a celebration of the winter solstice put into their belief system.)

To celebrate Halloween is to celebrate the freedom of the Satanic religion, to be free from a 2,000-page book of rules. To be free from fear of angering and invoking the wrath of Jehovah. To be free from the restrictive Christian society. One of the most wonderful things of the Satanic religion is the Satanic mass. You can do it in your house alone and naked if you please, instead of driving to a Catholic church with a bunch of other morons and do the same thing every week by the letter from commands given from the Pope. You can light some black candles and blaspheme Christianity instead of reading from the Bible. You can masturbate instead of singing hymns (we all know masturbation is more fun than singing.)

Most of us have been brought up with the belief that Halloween is a scary holiday, meant to scare. As such, TV channels show horror movies, kids dress up in costume and go door to door in a pathetic “attempt” to scare oldsters to get candy. But Halloween is not a time to be scared (unless you’re a devout Christian afraid of Satan), Halloween is a time to rejoice and celebrate Satan and what He stands for. I must emphasize the word Satan here and not Anton LaVey. Anton LaVey has died, Satan will never die. Do not worship mortals, for when they die, you won’t have any reason to celebrate with them any more. Christians are guilty of this, they worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago.

As it is true that now department stores are filled with jack-o’-lantern-shaped things and other Halloween decorations, they are missing the true spirit of Halloween, and should be reading this newsletter. Like I have stated before: Halloween isn’t meant to scare, Halloween is meant to rejoice in Satanism. But why do they think Halloween is meant to scare? Because they think that Satan is scary? Because they’re just Christians who just can’t give their mortal enemy a chance, even though it says to love everybody? Why not just accept Satan as your lord and savior instead of some guy who died 2,000 years ago? It must be because that Christians are mostly brought up by their Christian parents who tell them to reject Satan and all He stands for without even KNOWING all He stands for. Maybe if said parents read a little of the Satanic Bible and this newsletter, maybe they’d change their minds and start worshipping Him because He is ACTUALLY condoning what they do every single day instead of being told by a minister that carnal desires are wrong. Jehovah likes to punish. he even admits in the Ten Commandments that he is a jealous god. So why worship an egomaniacal god who likes to punish, torture and brainwash minds when you can worship a god who actually cares about you.

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