isn't going quite as planned. You are Commander Kellogg, and the waffle machine just keeps spitting out evil waffles at you that you must dodge, because running into one will kill you and your entire family. Well, your entire family will kill themselves because they won't have you around any more. The point of this game is to see how long you can survive not being hit by a waffle.
The game has power ups. Here's what they do:
A screenshot of the game in action:
