This one was in the worst condition, which is sad because it has some of the funniest stuff in it. Let's take a look.
"Thanks for telling me it used to be Dragnet. I wondered where that show went!"
Now you know how they made Beat the Clock.
Closed Wednesdays? That must mean they're open Sundays!
Hmm...11 years experience, but this is 1955. I somehow doubt there were TVs in Portland in 1944.
I could have drawn a better TV repair ad! Also, The Guiding Light. And at 5:30 PM, don't miss Mr. Moon! It stars Mr. Moon, Mrs. Cow, Rocket and Kitty Cat! Are the cow and the moon married? If so, was the marriage done by Rev. Moon?
She must be hot! Get it? Because she's actually IN the pan? Oh geez.
Am I the only one who sees a conflict of interest here?
Well, I should hope you pick me up, I don't know how to drive over there! And I guess later, they gave up on the driver training part and opened a grocery store or something. And I really don't want to see Joanne and Zachary climax.